Crutch Criminal Cycle

This cycle punishes the part of the body that has committed the crime. The electric version (not illustrated) delivers electric shocks to the testicles. In Scotland, crutch criminals were made to run 10 miles with a sporran full of rocks.

'limited edition' photographic cycle prints

illustrating four different models of Wilf Lunn surreal cycles / bikes

Please note: * The high quality of the photographic images on the prints cannot be reproduced on the website.

The four prints contain photographs of and text describing:

Worm Catcher Cycle - Plays on the worm's fear of drowning by recreating the sound of a rainstorm. The cloud visually reassures the worm that it has done the right thing prior to being spiked.
Ladies Vice Cycle - The ladies security cycle designed to give peace of mind on short journeys. It firmly secures the bifurcated nether region preventing falling when chaste.
Marquee Press Cycle - The heavyweight marquee smoothing-iron cycle is for the more pernickety tent owner who insists on a crinkle-free tent to a discerning public.
Undesirable Person Pursuit Cycle - Based upon the 'dislike-for-the-unlike' principle, this cycle is designed to indiscreetly indicate and pursue the undesirable person without recourse to unnecessary explanations.

surreal CYCLE WALL ART

Set of four unique, 'limited edition' photographic prints illustrating four different models of Wilf Lunn surreal cycles / bikes
Only 1000 sets of four available
High-quality photographic images of Wilf Lunn's model bikes
A3 size, H 297mm/11.75 inch W 420mm/16.5 inch
High-resolution printing on silk-finish paper
The set of four limited edition prints are protected in a cellophane sleeve and will be delivered to you in a sturdy cardboard tube, ready for you to mount in your own choice of frame.
Please note: * The high quality of the photographic images on the prints cannot be reproduced on the website.

Crutch Criminal Cycle

'limited edition' photographic cycle prints

The four prints contain photographs of and text describing:

surreal CYCLE WALL ART

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